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4 years ago

So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Cherries! We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. Oh, don't grovel! He beat a very brave retreat... I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Oh, I don't think so.

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4 years ago by cargo_cult / $0.00

I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through... Right. All right. What are you doing in England? Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Cider!

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