behindthegifs / Apples!

So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Cherries! We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. Oh, don't grovel! He beat a very brave retreat... I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Oh, I don't think so.

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4 years ago by thorough_but_unreliable / $0.00

Oh, I don't think so. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! Oh, yeah, I agree with that. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Well, I am King! Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom. Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. Allo! Who is eet? We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able.

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