behindthegifs / Apples!

So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Cherries! We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. Oh, don't grovel! He beat a very brave retreat... I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Oh, I don't think so.

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4 years ago by only_slightly_bent / $0.00

Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! Not at all. See you on Thursday. Oh, don't be such a baby. Bring out your dead! That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of-- I've had worse. Allo! Who is eet? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Aagh!

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