behindthegifs / Apples!

So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Cherries! We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. Oh, don't grovel! He beat a very brave retreat... I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Oh, I don't think so.

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4 years ago by jaundiced_outlook / $0.00

Victory is mine! Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? The nose? Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! Throw her into the pond! Oh, yes. It's very nice. Hah! You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? Sorry.

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