What is your name? Do they hurt? It could be carried by an African swallow! Very good. We shall use my largest scales. Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
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I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. Nothing. Here's your nine pence. So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. Well, we did do the nose. Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. Are there? Throw her into the pond! What? Ridden on a horse? Shut up, will you? Shut up!