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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Good idea, O Lord! You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. Oh, certainly, sir.

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4 years ago by prosthetic_conscience / $0.00

Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! In that case, I shall have to kill you.

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