wholesomegifs / Oh, let's be nice to him.

Then who is your lord? Right. Remove the supports! Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

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4 years ago by advanced_case_of_chroni... / $0.00

Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! The Britons.

4 years ago by use_psychology / $0.00

I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. Charge! Augh, we didn't! We didn't... I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked- Build a bridge out of her.

4 years ago by dont_try_this_at_home / $0.00

I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked- Be quiet! We found them. Bravely ran away, away. Sorry.

4 years ago by heavy_messing / $0.00

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Help! Help! I'm being repressed! I move for no man.

4 years ago by well_i_was_in_the_neigh... / $0.00

Yes, Lord. Man! I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Right! Yeah! Yeah! Bring her forward.

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