slygifs / Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?

Well, you could say 'Dennis'.

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4 years ago by space_monster / $0.00

Old woman! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! His head smashed in and his heart cut out. A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! Bread! It's a fair cop.

4 years ago by i_blame_the_parents / $0.00

Now, knock it off! Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Bring out your dead! Nine pence.

4 years ago by congenital_optimist / $0.00

Oh, there you go bringing class into it again. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king. I can't. None shall pass. Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Mind your own business! Burn her! Well, do us a favor.

4 years ago by long_view / $0.00

I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

4 years ago by misophist / $0.00

Right! Yeah! Yeah! My liege!

4 years ago by zero_gravitas / $0.00

Oh, yes. It's very nice. Well I got better. In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads.

4 years ago by just_passing_through / $0.00

What happens now? So, why do witches burn? Allo! Who is eet? Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Are you sure he's got one? Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Yes, I see.

4 years ago by germane_riposte / $0.00

Right. All right. We've got a witch! No one lives there. Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.

4 years ago by reformed_nice_guy / $0.00

But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... Bring out your dead! Nine pence. Here is a duck. Use this duck. We found them. Pie Iesu domine... Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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