retiredgif / I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!

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4 years ago by thorough_but_unreliable / $0.00

Be quiet! Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! What are you doing in England? Sorry. Cider! Then who is your lord? 'Course it's a good idea! Behold!

4 years ago by reasonable_excuse / $0.00

Oh, cut your own head off! Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. I'm not dead! Chickennn! Be quiet! Very good. We shall use my largest scales. So, why do witches burn? I've had worse. And don't apologize.

4 years ago by trade_surplus / $0.00

Good! Heh heh Halt! Who goes there?

4 years ago by arrested_development / $0.00

Camelot! Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! And the hat, but she is a witch! I'm not interested! What are you doing now?! How do you know she is a witch? Oooh. Who are the Britons? It could be carried by an African swallow!

4 years ago by jaundiced_outlook / $0.00

I never! Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? Look! What happens now? Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. I'm not interested! Here is a duck. Use this duck. Well, I didn't vote for you. Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise.

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