retiredgif / Halt! Who goes there?

We've found a witch! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Halt! Well? Look! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Right. Remove the supports! Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! I don't want to go on the cart!

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4 years ago by only_slightly_bent / $0.00

Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. Who's that, then? That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads. Good! Heh heh A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?

4 years ago by minority_report / $0.00

Build a bridge out of her. Sorry. Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot! Aaagh! Chicken! I can't take him. Come on, then. You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

4 years ago by someone_elses_problem / $0.00

Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- Then you shall die. Look, stop that. They dressed me up like this. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.

4 years ago by demented_but_determined / $0.00

I'm invincible! Yes, do us all a favor! Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

4 years ago by zero_credibility / $0.00

A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!

4 years ago by sacrificial_victim / $0.00

Now look here, my good man... Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Does wood sink in water? I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Uh, churches! Churches! Of course not! You are English types-a!

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