Tell me. What do you do with witches? I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. Am I right? Old woman! Did you dress her up like this?
Run away! Oh, let's be nice to him. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger... Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. No. No. Well, I didn't vote for you.
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? And therefore? Who are the Britons?
The pond! Throw her into the pond! A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We're opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. Fiends! I'll tear them apart! Not at all. They could be carried. Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? Tis but a scratch!
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