pic / I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
4 years ago

I feel happy. I feel happy. Well, I didn't vote for you.

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4 years ago by seed_drill / $0.00

Well, we did do the nose. I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... And this one's for your dad! Shut up, will you? Shut up! Man! We found them. 'cause they're made of... wood? I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! I'm not dead!

4 years ago by seed_drill / $0.00

Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. I'm not dead! Mud! Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Burn her! Come on, then. Camelot!

4 years ago by sleeper_service / $0.00

That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of-- Shut up!

4 years ago by congenital_optimist / $0.00

Right! Charge! If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! Nine pence. Look, I'll have your leg.

4 years ago by charming_but_irrational / $0.00

I'm invincible! Yes, I see. Yes. Yeah, a bit. Cider!

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