perfecttiming / Good! Heh heh

Looks like there's dirty work afoot. We haven't got enough mud. Cherries! I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. What? Aaagh! You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

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4 years ago by lightly_seared_on_the_r... / $0.00

What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Who's that, then? Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. What? Yeah! Not at all. See you on Thursday. Yes, I have. Now stand aside, worthy adversary. I can't. Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person.

4 years ago by appeal_to_reason / $0.00

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Help! Help! I'm being repressed! I-- what? Please! Aaagh! And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off! My liege! Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Apples!

4 years ago by just_passing_through / $0.00

Looks like there's dirty work afoot. No. No. I'm invincible! What? I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. In that case, I shall have to kill you. I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked-

4 years ago by excuses_and_accusations / $0.00

Now look here, my good man... Here's one. Aaaagh! Well, you could say 'Dennis'. Right! Charge! Oh, certainly, sir.

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