perfecttiming / 'cause they're made of... wood?

Oh, don't grovel! Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. You'll what?

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4 years ago by just_read_the_instructions / $0.00

I think kill him. The nose? Bread!

4 years ago by nervous_energy / $0.00

No. No. God be praised! Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise.

4 years ago by long_view / $0.00

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. Nothing. Here's your nine pence. We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah! So he has. He's scarpered. We've got a witch! I dunno. Must be a king. Right. Right. So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through... I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

4 years ago by space_monster / $0.00

That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of-- Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.

4 years ago by advanced_case_of_chroni... / $0.00

Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.

4 years ago by but_whos_counting / $0.00

We haven't got enough mud. Cherries! No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! Yes, Lord. Pull the other one! Oh, let's be nice to him.

4 years ago by highpoint / $0.00

And don't apologize. None shall pass. Bloody peasant! Pull the other one! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot! Come here! Halt!

4 years ago by ablation / $0.00

Who leaps out? Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. She looks like one. God be praised! My liege! I would be honored. Look, stop that. No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! Yeah!

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