perfectloops / What do you mean?

You liar! You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. Where'd you get the coconuts? No, no. No, no. What makes you think she is a witch? A witch! A witch! Come on, you pansy!

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4 years ago by appeal_to_reason / $0.00

Yes. Yeah, a bit.

4 years ago by congenital_optimist / $0.00

Who leaps out? And what do you burn apart from witches? Yes. In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Well I got better.

4 years ago by lucid_nonsense / $0.00

Charge!

4 years ago by but_whos_counting / $0.00

A witch! A witch! I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Nine pence. Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.

4 years ago by full_refund / $0.00

So be it! And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!

4 years ago by limiting_factor / $0.00

Man! I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. Sir! I have a plan, sir. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. We're opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off! No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! Come, Patsy.

4 years ago by i_blame_my_mother / $0.00

Well, when's your next round? Oh, certainly, sir. Oh, yeah. Oh. He says they've already got one! Who leaps out? You're using coconuts! The pond! Throw her into the pond! Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! Here's one.

4 years ago by but_whos_counting / $0.00

No, no. No, no. Then who is your lord? And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off... I think I'll go for a walk.

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