perfectloops / Look, my liege!

Well I got better. Throw her into the pond! What are you doing now?! So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

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4 years ago by not_invented_here / $0.00

I never! Right! Yeah! Yeah! Who art thou? You'll what? Thppppt! Uh, churches! Churches! Oh, I don't think so. Look, stop that.

4 years ago by reasonable_excuse / $0.00

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. Right! Yeah! Yeah!

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