perfectloops / Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!

Ah, thanks very much.

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4 years ago by youthful_indiscretion / $0.00

Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table? Bloody peasant! Looks like there's dirty work afoot.

4 years ago by resistance_is_character... / $0.00

So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through... If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. Right! Charge! Bring out your dead! Nine pence. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. Uh, very small rocks! I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.

4 years ago by dramatic_exit / $0.00

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? Exactly. So, logically...

4 years ago by heavy_messing / $0.00

Oooh. What do you mean? Build a bridge out of her. Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'. Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

4 years ago by trade_surplus / $0.00

What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? You'll what? And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- Burn her! What? I'm averting my eyes, O Lord. Good! Heh heh Does wood sink in water?

4 years ago by uninvited_guest / $0.00

Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! A duck! And this one's for your dad! But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. She turned me into a newt. It's a busy life in Camelot.

4 years ago by nervous_energy / $0.00

Looks like there's dirty work afoot. Yes, do us all a favor! Right. Remove the supports! The pond! Throw her into the pond!

4 years ago by determinist / $0.00

So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. How do you know she is a witch?

4 years ago by lasting_damage / $0.00

Look, my liege! Right! Charge! Build a bridge out of her.

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