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4 years ago

Good! Heh heh Halt! We're opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. Look, I'll have your leg. Old woman!

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4 years ago by lightly_seared_on_the_r... / $0.00

No. We've got a witch! Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Look, stop that. Please!

4 years ago by death_and_gravity / $0.00

Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off! His head smashed in and his heart cut out. So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked- Oh, let's be nice to him.

4 years ago by grey_area / $0.00

The Britons. Yes!

4 years ago by unacceptable_behavior / $0.00

Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.

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