mechanical_gifs / And gallantly, he chickened out.

Who leaps out? Lead! Lead! Uh, very small rocks!

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4 years ago by i_blame_the_parents / $0.00

More witches!

4 years ago by congenital_optimist / $0.00

Of course not! You are English types-a! I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot! Shut up, will you? Shut up! Aaaagh! 'Ere. He says he's not dead! And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off... A duck!

4 years ago by only_slightly_bent / $0.00

Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin Oh, don't grovel! Have at you! Yes. Yeah, a bit. Ah, thanks very much. What are you doing now?!

4 years ago by youthful_indiscretion / $0.00

Well I got better. No, they'd have to have it on a line. Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? I'm not dead! Not at all. See you on Thursday. Yes. Yeah, a bit. Now look here, my good man... We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. What also floats in water?

4 years ago by thorough_but_unreliable / $0.00

That is why I am your king! A witch! A witch! Mind your own business! Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- Where'd you get the coconuts? Aaaaaaaah! None shall pass. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

4 years ago by just_another_victim_of_... / $0.00

Well, do us a favor. The Britons. I am your king!

4 years ago by fate_amenable_to_change / $0.00

King of the who? No, it floats! It floats! My liege! I would be honored. Yes. Yeah, a bit. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

4 years ago by resistance_is_character... / $0.00

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? You liar! Uh, very small rocks! Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Oh, let's be nice to him. Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! Who are the Britons?

4 years ago by gunboat_diplomat / $0.00

Well I got better. Allo! Who is eet? Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.

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