highqualitygifs / In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.

Uh, very small rocks! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot! Yes, I have. Looks like there's dirty work afoot. Mind your own business! Burn her!

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4 years ago by ablation / $0.00

Chickennn! His head smashed in and his heart cut out. Brave Sir Robin ran away. Oh, yeah. No. And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off... Oh, yeah. Oh. Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'. We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!

4 years ago by break_even / $0.00

In that case, I shall have to kill you. She turned me into a newt. A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! Lead! Lead! Exactly. So, logically... Tell us! Tell us! More witches! Well, this is a temperate zone. Oh, don't be such a baby.

4 years ago by i_blame_your_mother / $0.00

You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. What are they? And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off! And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged. Right. All right. Yes, I see. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.

4 years ago by in_one_ear / $0.00

I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

4 years ago by poke_it_with_a_stick / $0.00

I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.

4 years ago by but_whos_counting / $0.00

I'm not! Bring her forward. Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table? And therefore? Hah! I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! Aaaagh!

4 years ago by break_even / $0.00

Do they hurt? I'm invincible!

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