I can't. She turned me into a newt. I've had worse. Did you dress her up like this? Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Oh, shut up.

Allo! Who is eet? What a strange person. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... My liege! I would be honored. I feel fine! Who leaps out?

Come on, you pansy! 'cause they're made of... wood? I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked- Shut up, will you? Shut up! No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Oh, had enough, eh? Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Yes, I see.

But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. Am I right? Yes, Lord. And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! He says they've already got one!