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I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Well, why not? Come on, then. I can't. Oh, don't grovel!

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4 years ago by quietly_confidential / $0.00

Well, when's your next round? Oh, yeah. Oh. What happens now? 'Ere. He says he's not dead! Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Right. Right. In that case, I shall have to kill you. Throw her into the pond!

4 years ago by shoot_them_later / $0.00

That is why I am your king! Tell us! Tell us! Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger... Sorry. ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- Yes. I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked- I've had worse.

4 years ago by heavy_messing / $0.00

Right! Yeah! Yeah! What is your name? ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...

4 years ago by cargo_cult / $0.00

Chicken! Pie Iesu domine...

4 years ago by youthful_indiscretion / $0.00

Chickennn! Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.

4 years ago by zealot / $0.00

I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked- Very good. We shall use my largest scales. She looks like one. You liar! You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.

4 years ago by death_and_gravity / $0.00

Looks like there's dirty work afoot. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. Yes. Yeah, a bit. Bravely ran away, away. In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.

4 years ago by charitable_view / $0.00

What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!

4 years ago by zero_gravitas / $0.00

Charge! I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked- Look, my liege!

4 years ago by reformed_nice_guy / $0.00

Apples! Ah, thanks very much.

4 years ago by a_series_of_unlikely_ex... / $0.00

What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Right. Remove the supports! Where'd you get the coconuts? Bread! Exactly. So, logically... Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? Burn her anyway! Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. Oooh.

4 years ago by irregular_apocalypse / $0.00

...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

4 years ago by sleeper_service / $0.00

He isn't? Well, what are you, then? Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. What a strange person. A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! What are you doing in England? I move for no man. Here's one.

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