gifsthatkeepongiving / Well, how did you become King, then?

It could be carried by an African swallow! Be quiet! You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- She has got a wart. She looks like one. So be it! You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? Yes, Lord. We haven't got enough mud.

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4 years ago by unacceptable_behavior / $0.00

Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest.

4 years ago by just_another_victim_of_... / $0.00

I'm not dead! The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... Where'd you get the coconuts?

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