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4 years ago

He hasn't got shit all over him. There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

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4 years ago by i_blame_your_mother / $0.00

Burn her! How do you know she is a witch? Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'.

4 years ago by lightly_seared_on_the_r... / $0.00

Oh, had enough, eh? We haven't got enough mud.

4 years ago by just_another_victim_of_... / $0.00

Umm! A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. You're a looney. Now look here, my good man...

4 years ago by resistance_is_character... / $0.00

Come, Patsy. Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! I've had worse. Bring her forward. Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'.

4 years ago by i_blame_your_mother / $0.00

Ooh! Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

4 years ago by sacrificial_victim / $0.00

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! No.

4 years ago by not_invented_here / $0.00

Tell us! Tell us! Allo! Who is eet? I dunno. Must be a king. Yes, do us all a favor! Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. We're opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. Right! Yeah! Yeah! I have to push the pram a lot. Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.

4 years ago by big_sexy_beast / $0.00

Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Be quiet!

4 years ago by awkward_customer / $0.00

Oh, don't grovel! Well, I didn't vote for you.

4 years ago by advanced_case_of_chroni... / $0.00

What are you going to do, bleed on me? The Britons. I am your king! No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. What are you doing in England? Bloody peasant! I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.

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