Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? And the hat, but she is a witch! Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. 'Ere. He says he's not dead! You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. Oh, had enough, eh? Halt!

Sorry. I fart in your general direction! Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? I'm not! Look, my liege! Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons!

Oh, shut up. Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'. His head smashed in and his heart cut out. I never! I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'. That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of-- Burn her! Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'.