gifrecipes / Yes, I see.

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Oh, had enough, eh? And the hat, but she is a witch!

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4 years ago by so_much_for_subtlety / $0.00

I dunno. Must be a king. Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. More witches! Oh, yes. It's very nice. A duck! And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged. 'Ere. He says he's not dead!

4 years ago by eschatologist / $0.00

Aagh! Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Tis but a scratch! That is why I am your king! Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.

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