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Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! Bravely ran away, away. Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'. It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! Aaagh! I'm not dead! Throw her into the pond! I can't.

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4 years ago by helpless_in_the_face_of... / $0.00

Oh! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Well I got better.

4 years ago by nervous_energy / $0.00

Ooh! Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.

4 years ago by sober_councel / $0.00

Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Cherries! Well, I am King!

4 years ago by dramatic_exit / $0.00

Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Bring her forward. I fart in your general direction! Good! Heh heh

4 years ago by credibility_problem / $0.00

That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of-- More witches! Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. Allo! Who is eet? I think I'll go for a walk. Ah, thanks very much. Well, when's your next round?

4 years ago by lasting_damage / $0.00

Oh, yeah. Oh. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Ooh! Augh, we didn't! We didn't... You'll what?

4 years ago by highpoint / $0.00

If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. What makes you think she is a witch? You're a looney. Not at all. See you on Thursday. Look! Chickennn! Does wood sink in water?

4 years ago by minority_report / $0.00

Oh, don't grovel! Right. Remove the supports! Mud! And the hat, but she is a witch! Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?

4 years ago by bad_for_business / $0.00

Here's one. Bring out your dead! Nine pence. Build a bridge out of her. So, why do witches burn? 'cause they're made of... wood? Oh, don't grovel!

4 years ago by sanctioned_parts_list / $0.00

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? Yes. Uh, gra-- gravy!

4 years ago by reasonable_excuse / $0.00

I'm not interested! Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads. God be praised! Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. Oh, certainly, sir. I can't. Yes!

4 years ago by heresiarch / $0.00

It's a busy life in Camelot. Apples!

4 years ago by now_look_what_youve_mad... / $0.00

Well, do us a favor. Uh, very small rocks! Well, why not? So, why do witches burn? Bring her forward. ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

4 years ago by injury_time / $0.00

Throw her into the pond! Exactly. So, logically...

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