brokengifs / Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!

I'm not dead!

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4 years ago by sacrificial_victim / $0.00

And therefore? He says they've already got one! Bring her forward. Is there someone else up there we could talk to? I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! Chickennn! That is why I am your king! God be praised! I've had worse. I'm invincible!

4 years ago by seed_drill / $0.00

Victory is mine! Throw her into the pond! Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. I dunno. Must be a king. You'll what?

4 years ago by the_ends_of_invention / $0.00

We don't have a lord. You liar! What? I fart in your general direction! Not at all. See you on Thursday. Well, what are you, then? He beat a very brave retreat...

4 years ago by poke_it_with_a_stick / $0.00

I think kill him. No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! Look, my liege! It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

4 years ago by nuisance_value / $0.00

Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Oh, shut up. Here is a duck. Use this duck. Fiends! I'll tear them apart! 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! He says they've already got one! I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Yes, I have. Are you sure he's got one?

4 years ago by germane_riposte / $0.00

She looks like one. I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. Old woman! A scratch? Your arm's off! Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. Yes, do us all a favor!

4 years ago by sweet_and_full_of_grace / $0.00

...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- Good idea, O Lord! So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. And don't apologize. What? I'm not! What also floats in water?

4 years ago by irregular_apocalypse / $0.00

Lead! Lead! Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... Not at all. See you on Thursday.

4 years ago by its_character_forming / $0.00

Come on, then. Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? Aagh! Well, this is a temperate zone. Oh, cut your own head off! Pie Iesu domine... Am I right?

4 years ago by xenoglossicist / $0.00

Yes. Right! Yeah! Yeah! Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. Look, stop that. Are there?

4 years ago by reasonable_excuse / $0.00

A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!

4 years ago by unacceptable_behavior / $0.00

Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Who art thou? Yapping on all the time. No. No. No, they'd have to have it on a line. Come on, you pansy! Well, I am King! Halt!

4 years ago by minority_report / $0.00

We've got a witch! It's only a model. Oh, yes. It's very nice.

4 years ago by just_testing / $0.00

Are you sure he's got one? I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

4 years ago by prosthetic_conscience / $0.00

Uh, gra-- gravy! Uh, very small rocks!

4 years ago by not_invented_here / $0.00

Aaaagh! I fart in your general direction! We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able.

4 years ago by only_slightly_bent / $0.00

No. A duck! ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... Oh, cut your own head off! Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail. I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!

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