brokengifs / In that case, I shall have to kill you.

I feel happy. I feel happy. Fiends! I'll tear them apart! In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. Bring out your dead!

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4 years ago by very_little_gravitas_in... / $0.00

Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! Aagh! Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? So, why do witches burn? And gallantly, he chickened out. The pond! Throw her into the pond!

4 years ago by attitude_adjuster / $0.00

Right. All right. Chickennn! Just a flesh wound. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Not at all. See you on Thursday.

4 years ago by so_much_for_subtlety / $0.00

Look!

4 years ago by subtle_shift_in_emphasis / $0.00

Oh, certainly, sir. How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? Right! Charge! Bread!

4 years ago by resistance_is_character... / $0.00

Who leaps out?

4 years ago by lucid_nonsense / $0.00

Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons!

4 years ago by honest_mistake / $0.00

Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Yeah! What happens now? I don't want to go on the cart!

4 years ago by prime_mover / $0.00

Chicken! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! God be praised! I feel fine! Oh, yeah, I agree with that. I think I'll go for a walk. He buggered off. I'm not dead!

4 years ago by someone_elses_problem / $0.00

Look, stop that. He isn't? You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

4 years ago by zero_gravitas / $0.00

What a strange person. Uh, churches! Churches! Tell me. What do you do with witches? I move for no man. So, why do witches burn? Oh, certainly, sir.

4 years ago by only_slightly_bent / $0.00

The nose? And what do you burn apart from witches? They dressed me up like this. It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. Apples! I feel fine! No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged.

4 years ago by poke_it_with_a_stick / $0.00

Nine pence. I'm getting better! I never! Bloody peasant!

4 years ago by conventional_wisdom / $0.00

A witch! A witch! He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin Cider! Then who is your lord? Fiends! I'll tear them apart! The nose? Look, stop that. Right. I'll do you for that!

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