bettereveryloop / Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?

Shut up! Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. Bravely ran away, away. Brave Sir Robin ran away. Did you dress her up like this?

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4 years ago by germane_riposte / $0.00

Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Halt! Who goes there? Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger... More witches! I think I'll go for a walk. Shut up, will you? Shut up! Not at all. See you on Thursday. Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! Thppppt!

4 years ago by unacceptable_behavior / $0.00

Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. I feel happy. I feel happy. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin Yes. Yeah, a bit. Oh, yes. It's very nice. Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go. A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Lead! Lead!

4 years ago by but_whos_counting / $0.00

Pie Iesu domine... Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger... I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! King of the who?

4 years ago by yawning_angel / $0.00

Tis but a scratch! I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Uh, he's already got one, you see. Hah! Come, Patsy. Yapping on all the time. Now look here, my good man...

4 years ago by size_isnt_everything / $0.00

Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Tell us! Tell us! What a strange person. And don't apologize. Not at all. See you on Thursday. Just a flesh wound. Where'd you get the coconuts?

4 years ago by resistance_is_character... / $0.00

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yapping on all the time. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? Umm! What? Ridden on a horse? Well? I'm averting my eyes, O Lord. Charge! Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. King of the who?

4 years ago by yawning_angel / $0.00

Sir! I have a plan, sir. Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. God be praised! You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? Does wood sink in water? Aaaagh! I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king. No. No.

4 years ago by wisdom_like_silence / $0.00

Well, how did you become King, then? Aaagh! Aaaaaaaah! Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. Chicken! Right. I'll do you for that! Man!

4 years ago by its_character_forming / $0.00

Halt! Who goes there? Oh, I don't think so. So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Oh, let's be nice to him.

4 years ago by lucid_nonsense / $0.00

Oh, cut your own head off! If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Nine pence. Now, knock it off!

4 years ago by the_ends_of_invention / $0.00

King of the who? Very good. We shall use my largest scales. Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? Please! A duck! No one lives there.

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