bettereveryloop / Did you dress her up like this?

Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'. Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go. You don't vote for kings. Oh, shut up. Who's that, then? A witch! A witch!

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4 years ago by limivorous / $0.00

We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah! Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? Pie Iesu domine... I am Arthur, King of the Britons. We found them. ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

4 years ago by fate_amenable_to_change / $0.00

You'll what? What is your name? What also floats in water? No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

4 years ago by another_fine_product_fr... / $0.00

A witch! A witch! He hasn't got shit all over him. In that case, I shall have to kill you. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

4 years ago by different_tan / $0.00

No, it floats! It floats!

4 years ago by sober_councel / $0.00

What? Well, you could say 'Dennis'. No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table? We've got a witch! No, no. No, no. No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. My liege! I would be honored. Who are the Britons?

4 years ago by break_even / $0.00

His head smashed in and his heart cut out. ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior! Right. Right. You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. No one lives there. We have found a witch. May we burn her? I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.

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