bettereveryloop / None shall pass.

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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4 years ago by gray_area / $0.00

We've got a witch! Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! The Britons. Look, my liege! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

4 years ago by uninvited_guest / $0.00

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do? None shall pass. Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? It's a fair cop. Nothing. Here's your nine pence.

4 years ago by revisionist / $0.00

I've had worse. The Britons. Yes! Well I got better. Well, this is a temperate zone.

4 years ago by tactical_grace / $0.00

Have at you! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! Yeah! We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Yes, he is. I'm thirty-seven. ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... She turned me into a newt. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

4 years ago by i_blame_my_mother / $0.00

Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? I feel fine! You'll what?

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