behindthegifs / I think kill him.

What? A swallow carrying a coconut? No, no. No, no. Aagh! Burn her! The nose? Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, let's be nice to him.

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4 years ago by nervous_energy / $0.00

Old woman! I never!

4 years ago by just_read_the_instructions / $0.00

Well, when's your next round? You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. And don't apologize. And therefore? Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! What are you doing in England? Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her! I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

4 years ago by stranger_here_myself / $0.00

Cherries! Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? My liege! I would be honored. Oh, cut your own head off! Aaaagh! I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. I have to push the pram a lot. If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! Augh, we didn't! We didn't...

4 years ago by problem_child / $0.00

One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. I think I'll go for a walk. Yeah! Well, I am King! What? Ridden on a horse? That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads. And the hat, but she is a witch! Please!

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