behindthegifs / Now look here, my good man...

Bread! And don't apologize. Camelot! I'm getting better! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. You're using coconuts! I can't.

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4 years ago by misophist / $0.00

Chicken! Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Come, Patsy. We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. Bread! I am your king! Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king. A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!

4 years ago by honest_mistake / $0.00

I think kill him. Be quiet! I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked- Well, this is a temperate zone. What are they?

4 years ago by excuses_and_accusations / $0.00

I've had worse. Umm! It could be carried by an African swallow! Of course not! You are English types-a! Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. Burn her!

4 years ago by quietly_confidential / $0.00

I'm invincible! No. He beat a very brave retreat... I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! How do you know she is a witch? Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! More witches!

4 years ago by frank_exchange_of_views / $0.00

I don't want to go on the cart! When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, I have. Bring out your dead! I'm invincible! None shall pass. Just a flesh wound. She turned me into a newt. I dunno. Must be a king.

4 years ago by full_refund / $0.00

Now, knock it off! I am Arthur, King of the Britons. He beat a very brave retreat... Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

4 years ago by long_view / $0.00

We have found a witch. May we burn her? I'm not dead! Then you shall die. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Well, this is a temperate zone. Aaaaaaaah! Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Oh, yes. It's very nice.

4 years ago by dont_try_this_at_home / $0.00

You'll what? No, it floats! It floats! 'cause they're made of... wood? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- Very good. We shall use my largest scales. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

4 years ago by conventional_wisdom / $0.00

So be it! I can't take him. She has got a wart. The Britons.

4 years ago by nuisance_value / $0.00

It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! What?

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