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4 years ago

Pie Iesu domine... Sorry. We found them. Hah! We've got a witch!

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3 years ago by alexdngames.com / $0.00

Ahhhhhh!

4 years ago by lasting_damage / $0.00

You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. Good! Heh heh Come here! Are you sure he's got one? I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Camelot! Come on, you pansy! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. No. No.

4 years ago by yawning_angel / $0.00

My liege! Halt! Who goes there? I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!

4 years ago by jaundiced_outlook / $0.00

How do you know she is a witch? Well? King of the who? Come, Patsy. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

4 years ago by youthful_indiscretion / $0.00

'Ere. He says he's not dead! Oh, I don't think so. What are you going to do, bleed on me?

4 years ago by nervous_energy / $0.00

Are there?

4 years ago by frank_exchange_of_views / $0.00

Well, I didn't vote for you. We don't have a lord. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

4 years ago by lucid_nonsense / $0.00

I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Cider! I'm thirty-seven. None shall pass. Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Where'd you get the coconuts? Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.

4 years ago by little_rascal / $0.00

What happens now? In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.

4 years ago by excuses_and_accusations / $0.00

That is why I am your king! What? Apples!

4 years ago by someone_elses_problem / $0.00

Not at all. They could be carried. Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. He hasn't got shit all over him. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off! Come on, you pansy! Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. I'm invincible! Are there? I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.

4 years ago by prosthetic_conscience / $0.00

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. My liege! I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Well, I didn't vote for you. I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. It could be carried by an African swallow! I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.

4 years ago by jaundiced_outlook / $0.00

Pull the other one!

4 years ago by frank_exchange_of_views / $0.00

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Well, we did do the nose.

4 years ago by just_read_the_instructions / $0.00

You don't vote for kings. Man!

4 years ago by inappropriate_response / $0.00

I'm not! It's a fair cop. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Aaaagh! Cherries! And gallantly, he chickened out. Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. What makes you think she is a witch? We don't have a lord. What are you going to do, bleed on me?

4 years ago by sober_councel / $0.00

We found them. We have found a witch. May we burn her? Uh, very small rocks! Thursday. And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped. Right! Yeah! Yeah! If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. Aaagh!

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