Pareidolia / And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? Have at you! Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

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4 years ago by death_and_gravity / $0.00

Yes, I have.

4 years ago by nuisance_value / $0.00

Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? Sir! I have a plan, sir. Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her! Oh, let's be nice to him. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Camelot! I've had worse. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail. She turned me into a newt.

4 years ago by prosthetic_conscience / $0.00

In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. I-- what?

4 years ago by xenoglossicist / $0.00

Oh, shut up. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Now look here, my good man... Oh, cut your own head off! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. Uh, but you are dressed as one. What are you doing in England? Pie Iesu domine...

4 years ago by youthful_indiscretion / $0.00

Sorry. Aaaagh! Well I got better. I can't. Bring out your dead! I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. I have to push the pram a lot. A witch! A witch!

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