FifthWorldPics / I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!

I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. Oh, yes. It's very nice. Not at all. See you on Thursday.

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4 years ago by awkward_customer / $0.00

Chicken! The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. Bread! One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. How do you know she is a witch?

4 years ago by congenital_optimist / $0.00

Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! And this one's for your dad! Oh, don't be such a baby.

4 years ago by recent_convert / $0.00

I'm averting my eyes, O Lord. I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Not at all. See you on Thursday. Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. Oh, cut your own head off! Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.

4 years ago by bad_for_business / $0.00

What? Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom. 'Ere. He says he's not dead! I can't. Oh, certainly, sir.

4 years ago by congenital_optimist / $0.00

Oh, don't grovel! ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- What? Ridden on a horse? My liege! I would be honored. He hasn't got shit all over him. What also floats in water? Lead! Lead!

4 years ago by nervous_energy / $0.00

Well, I didn't vote for you. I have to push the pram a lot.

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