FifthWorldPics / I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked-

Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. So he has. He's scarpered. Oh, yeah. Good! Heh heh It could grip it by the husk.

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4 years ago by jaundiced_outlook / $0.00

No one lives there. Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Shut up, will you? Shut up!

4 years ago by wisdom_like_silence / $0.00

Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'. Tell me. What do you do with witches? So be it! Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

4 years ago by just_another_victim_of_... / $0.00

She turned me into a newt. A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

4 years ago by happy_idiot_talk / $0.00

They dressed me up like this. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! The pond! Throw her into the pond! I-- what? What is your name? Yes. I'm not dead!

4 years ago by inappropriate_response / $0.00

It's only a model. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin I'm averting my eyes, O Lord. Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. We've found a witch! I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!

4 years ago by a_series_of_unlikely_ex... / $0.00

Be quiet! Oh, yes. It's very nice. And this one's for your dad! Right! Yeah! Yeah!

4 years ago by wisdom_like_silence / $0.00

Well, do us a favor. He buggered off.

4 years ago by flexible_demeanour / $0.00

Oh, shut up. We've got a witch!

4 years ago by little_rascal / $0.00

Oh, cut your own head off! How do you know she is a witch? Build a bridge out of her. You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. Tell me. What do you do with witches? Be quiet!

4 years ago by bad_for_business / $0.00

Thursday.

4 years ago by gunboat_diplomat / $0.00

Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Uh, he's already got one, you see. No, no. No, no. Now stand aside, worthy adversary. And therefore?

4 years ago by just_read_the_instructions / $0.00

Uh, he's already got one, you see. Build a bridge out of her. Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

4 years ago by big_sexy_beast / $0.00

Tis but a scratch!

4 years ago by just_another_victim_of_... / $0.00

I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

4 years ago by recent_convert / $0.00

It's a fair cop. No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. Oh, shut up. Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.

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