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No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! Yapping on all the time.

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4 years ago by lasting_damage / $0.00

Just a flesh wound. Aaaagh!

4 years ago by dramatic_exit / $0.00

So, why do witches burn? Are you sure he's got one? I'm invincible! No one lives there.

4 years ago by conventional_wisdom / $0.00

Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'.

4 years ago by death_and_gravity / $0.00

Oh, shut up. That is your purpose, Arthur: the quest for the Holy Grail. Bring out your dead! Nine pence. What do you mean? What?

4 years ago by injury_time / $0.00

Here's one.

4 years ago by profit_margin / $0.00

Oh, cut your own head off! Oh, don't grovel!

4 years ago by use_psychology / $0.00

Uh, very small rocks! A duck! Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!

4 years ago by credibility_problem / $0.00

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I'm thirty-seven. He buggered off. Yes! The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Oh! Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her! If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

4 years ago by halation_effect / $0.00

Look, I'll have your leg. Yes, I have. You don't vote for kings.

4 years ago by i_blame_the_parents / $0.00

I'm not! Well, I didn't vote for you. And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off... They dressed me up like this. Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? What are you going to do, bleed on me? The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. Chickennn!

4 years ago by i_blame_your_mother / $0.00

Oh, shut up. Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Oh, let's be nice to him. In that case, I shall have to kill you. Good idea, O Lord! So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. You're a looney.

4 years ago by prosthetic_conscience / $0.00

Burn her anyway! If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. He says they've already got one! He isn't? What is your name? What a strange person. Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. Not at all. See you on Thursday. Look, stop that.

4 years ago by prime_mover / $0.00

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. She looks like one. What are you doing now?! Halt!

4 years ago by irregular_apocalypse / $0.00

Who's that, then? Right. Remove the supports! What? I'm invincible!

4 years ago by revisionist / $0.00

Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.

4 years ago by in_one_ear / $0.00

What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?

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