ExpectationVSReality / I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.

Do they hurt? I'm invincible! None shall pass. None shall pass. ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... So he has. He's scarpered. Bravely ran away, away.

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4 years ago by halation_effect / $0.00

What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Please! Brave Sir Robin ran away.

4 years ago by just_testing / $0.00

It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

4 years ago by so_much_for_subtlety / $0.00

I've had worse. In that case, I shall have to kill you. Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Not at all. They could be carried. Yes, I see. I fart in your general direction! Well, why not? ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... So be it!

4 years ago by use_psychology / $0.00

Thursday. What a strange person. God be praised! Right! Yeah! Yeah! Oh, yeah. Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing.

4 years ago by sweet_and_full_of_grace / $0.00

Who leaps out? I have to push the pram a lot. Charge! Did you dress her up like this? Oh! Am I right? Thursday. The nose? The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons!

4 years ago by stranger_here_myself / $0.00

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. Who leaps out? What do you mean? None shall pass. And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

4 years ago by gray_area / $0.00

Aaaagh! Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!

4 years ago by heavy_messing / $0.00

If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! Yes, he is. Brave Sir Robin ran away. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot! Tell us! Tell us! Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

4 years ago by shoot_them_later / $0.00

Shut up, will you? Shut up! 'cause they're made of... wood? Yes, do us all a favor! Why? Right. Right. Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Oh, don't be such a baby.

4 years ago by lightly_seared_on_the_r... / $0.00

Yes. But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. Exactly. So, logically... Does wood sink in water? Yes, do us all a favor! Chicken!

4 years ago by lightly_seared_on_the_r... / $0.00

Victory is mine! You liar!

4 years ago by thorough_but_unreliable / $0.00

Is there someone else up there we could talk to? Oh, don't be such a baby.

4 years ago by grey_area / $0.00

It could be carried by an African swallow! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I have to push the pram a lot. Exactly. So, logically... Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. Umm! Look! Man!

4 years ago by seed_drill / $0.00

Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! What are they? He beat a very brave retreat... Here is a duck. Use this duck.

4 years ago by reformed_nice_guy / $0.00

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... Aaagh! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. It's only a model. So, why do witches burn? Where'd you get the coconuts? I think I'll go for a walk.

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