ExpectationVSReality / Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot!

And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off! Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped. No, it floats! It floats!

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4 years ago by flexible_demeanour / $0.00

I'm thirty-seven. Yeah! Right. Right.

4 years ago by gunboat_diplomat / $0.00

Tell me. What do you do with witches? I'm thirty-seven. Tis but a scratch! Cider! How do you know she is a witch? Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table?

4 years ago by space_monster / $0.00

Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Aagh! Do they hurt? Sorry. A witch! A witch! Oh, don't grovel!

4 years ago by so_much_for_subtlety / $0.00

I never! Aaagh! Not at all. See you on Thursday. Come on, you pansy! Run away! The Britons. What also floats in water? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

4 years ago by just_passing_through / $0.00

It's only a model. Did you dress her up like this? Yes, I see. Come, Patsy. Well, when's your next round? Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... Burn her!

4 years ago by not_invented_here / $0.00

Uh, churches! Churches! ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

4 years ago by sweet_and_full_of_grace / $0.00

What makes you think she is a witch? I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

4 years ago by poke_it_with_a_stick / $0.00

Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! How do you know she is a witch? A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! Oooh.

4 years ago by charming_but_irrational / $0.00

What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior! I'm not dead! Oh, yeah.

4 years ago by use_psychology / $0.00

Well, I didn't vote for you. Yeah! I fart in your general direction!

4 years ago by kiss_them_then / $0.00

Allo! Who is eet? I can't. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.

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