Bring out your dead! A scratch? Your arm's off! It's a fair cop. How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior! I'm getting better!

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4 years ago by lucid_nonsense / $0.00

More witches! Right. Remove the supports! If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.

4 years ago by nervous_energy / $0.00

What do you mean? Shut up, will you? Shut up! Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Very good. We shall use my largest scales. Allo! Who is eet?

4 years ago by quietly_confidential / $0.00

Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'. Then you shall die. And the hat, but she is a witch! Good idea, O Lord! Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!

4 years ago by sacrificial_victim / $0.00

Yes, he is. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

4 years ago by vulgarian / $0.00

Bring her forward. I think kill him. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. Oh, shut up. Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.

4 years ago by peace_makes_plenty / $0.00

I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger... Oh, certainly, sir. Not at all. They could be carried.

4 years ago by halation_effect / $0.00

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... Now look here, my good man...

4 years ago by gray_area / $0.00

Build a bridge out of her. I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. And this one's for your dad! My liege! I would be honored. Of course not! You are English types-a! I never! It's a busy life in Camelot. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. Here's one. Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

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